Clearly you don't win, because you've been hearing things in your head for years, and you can't convince anyone of the validity of your theory that it's the PTB harassing you with microwaves.
You might want to reconsider your debate style if you want to make some actual progress. Scoring arguable semantic points online is not "winning" (besides, my phone did stop ringing when you claimed it would not, hardly a "win", and I know tinfoil hats don't work, which is why I said "hoods").
Microwaves can be detected. Microwaves can be attenuated with aluminum foil. Using these simple facts you can demonstrate if microwaves are causing the auditory effects. The fact that people have not successfully done this is very strong evidence that this type of electronic harassment does not exist.